Happy Eat Day

I forgot about Thanksgiving until a couple days ago. It trust the flesh of fat birds is tasty as always. Enjoy it, because you know what happens tomorrow. That's right, it'll be Xmas. Not Christmas, but rather the sick marketing dildo version of the same thing, the one that you'll be forced to sit on if you dare step into any environment where spending is possible. Here we have no such barrier so I've already seen xmas decorations start going up in stores. So hurray turkey day! May the tryptophan in your blood fortify your defenses.

What are you guys doing anyway? I know Jacob and Kelly have gone home, I assume the same is true for the rest of you. Informing me!